Vital Stats Name: Jean-Pierre L'Epplateneur Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Brown Height: 5'11" Age: Mid 30's Nationality: French More pictures: Not Available Quote: "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increases knowledge increases sorrow. The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning, but the heart of fools is in the house of mirth."

Aside from the fact that he drives a Harley Softtail custom and constantly wears fingerless gloves, very very little is known about this man, and any answers to questions about him result in more conondrums. Extremely cold and calculating, very few have claimed to have ever seen him show any more expression than the occasional cocked eyebrow. He appears to be on an eternal quest for knowledge, a photographic memory, and has an uncanny sense of time, yet carries no timepiece.
More than one who has sat through a debate with this man has found himself asking how long they have been discussing it, only to have him give them the length of time to the hundredth of a second.